I'm the Floss Boss
Monday, while flossing a patients teeth he asked "Can you come to my house and do this every day?". A patient earlier in the day told me I was really good at flossing {I think the fact that I do it a dozen times a day has something to do with that}. SO, how many of you would pay someone to make a 'floss-call'? You know...at a scheduled time each day either at your home or office, you get your teeth flossed by your hygienist for...let's say...$10 per week? This is less than 1 Venti Java Chip Frappuccino! I would supply the floss and there would be a very nice selection of flavors and types. I of course would want Saturday and Sundays off, 3 weeks paid vacation per year and paid holidays. Probably a couple sick days as well, and those would also be paid of course.I'm heading off to practice! Have yourself a great day!
1 Comments:
I bet there would be people very much willing to pay for a service like that. I'm not one of them, but I can so see a specialty service like that taking off in the right spot, right time. It's be funny and great.
What I really need is somebody who will enforce the "floss every day" maxim for me. Like maybe threatening phone calls until I do. (You could make that a side business? It could be called the Floss Mafia, lol.)
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